aikaikaik:

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)

MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

See Results

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

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dunkstein:

loseremo:

zootycoon:

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

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bloodsuckerfamefuckerr:

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

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zaneclodon:

93pigeons:

I am currently in your tumblr feed

ALT

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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bees-and-mice-and-frogs-and:

FINLAND WAS ROBBED

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stylesbandshirts:

you just know graham norton is dying inside because he can’t sarcastically tell the countries to shut up and give their points already

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redgillan:

good luck singing your song while everyone screams cha cha cha

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sergeantjessi:

Europe rn:

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peronocambiamiamore:

A specter is haunting Europe. The specter of the LACK OF TASTE

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